The CbGbers and I are looking for a new home, but for some reason very few places allow pets, even the cute little CbGbers. Perhaps it would help if I simply explained her good quatlities…
1) She is as small as a rat
2) Her advanced ears can hear anything moving in the house
3) Her lil’ poops can hardly be seen, looking very similar to an aerated lawn
4) She keeps her paws very clean, licking constantly
5) She can be fierce when provoked
6) She allows you to put your fingers in her mouth when she yawns, acting like it is a perfectly normal event
7) She constantly sits on a heat pad in front of a heater
8 ) She came WITH a sweater, similar to a Barbie coming with an outfit
9) She only chews up chapstick lids and occasional pencils (well… and she occasionally stretches out my bras)
10) She doesn’t drive angry
Can she plz has a home? Kthxbye!
Tags: dog
March 16th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I sure hope my photo helps in the cause to get CB a new home. I always loved that photo
As for the post, I’d give you a home after reading this post. Very funny and well written.
I can verify parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 and 7
Come on people, someone MUST know somewhere!
March 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Not exactly helpful but….
The HOA rules at my place are that pets are allowed but nobody who moves in after 2005 can have a dog (I’m pretty certain it was amended by cat-lovers). Residents can apply for appeals, though, and I’m 99.9% sure that CB would totally score a thumbs-up!
Right now there’s a place for sale: MLS #778350
My cost of owning a one-bedroom ended up being cheaper than a lot of people pay for rent.