Yep, free lawn flamingos… one with a bullet hole in the back. I am gnome-less but these babies could still be mine! Sarcasm aside, I actually thought about picking these up to have them waiting in the yard when Shaft came home. He he he… it would have been so funny.

Favorite line of the post: "Diapers are often used as contraceptive devices, though I accept no responsibility for any accidents or unwanted pregnancies."

Poor Snowman. Poor, poor snowman.

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