The CragBaby

Shaft bought me the nicest gift, The Free Spirit. She is a beautiful cruiser, previously owned (my favorite type of gift), purchased from craigslist, a little rusty, only has one gear but now (thanks to Shaft) fashions a basket, bell and kickstand. I love her.

Whew. Pure beauty! I was so thrilled upon receiving her as it was completely unexpected and exactly what I had been looking for on craigslist.

Ever since I received this beauty, Shaft and I have cruised to the our local coffee shop on the weekends. CB typically trots alongside, but I have started to train her to actually lay in the basket (with a little mesh covering protecting her) in prep for the longer ride to the downtown Farmer’s Market (which starts in a couple weeks). Yeah, we somewhat resemble the Wizard of Oz..

The CbGbers and I are looking for a new home, but for some reason very few places allow pets, even the cute little CbGbers. Perhaps it would help if I simply explained her good quatlities…

1) She is as small as a rat

2) Her advanced ears can hear anything moving in the house

3) Her lil’ poops can hardly be seen, looking very similar to an aerated lawn

4) She keeps her paws very clean, licking constantly

5) She can be fierce when provoked

6) She allows you to put your fingers in her mouth when she yawns, acting like it is a perfectly normal event

7) She constantly sits on a heat pad in front of a heater

8 ) She came WITH a sweater, similar to a Barbie coming with an outfit

9) She only chews up chapstick lids and occasional pencils (well… and she occasionally stretches out my bras)

10) She doesn’t drive angry

Can she plz has a home? Kthxbye!